The meower

That is our cats name right now. We do not call him by his regular name at this point, because his regular name is too nice for him. We rather just call him, whiner, complainer, needy, annoyer, noise maker.

He meows non stop. He meows like 2 blocks away from home, to announce to the whole neighborhood he is coming through. I compare him to one of those cars with the big speakers in them, that you can hear 3 blocks away going “boom, boom” first, before you see the car.

He meows for food, even when the dish is full. He meows walking through the house, complaining he is tired and needs to sleep. It isn’t even a nice meow it is one of this whiny ” I am just meowing for the heck of it” meow.

The fun starts once it gets close to 5 pm. I swear he has an internal clock that tells him, okay it is time to annoy the people. He will get up from where ever he is sleeping, heads into the kitchen to fill back up, because sleeping made him hungry, drink some water and then the meowing begins.

And it will continue till you let him out. There is no letting up. We try talking to him, and answer his meows with questions but after 30 minutes the meows get louder and more intense. That is when we let him out, and off he goes, the same way every time. We have followed him to see where he goes, and it is the same spot, a house down the road. Must be he has a lady friend and needs to visit her.

Right now he is sleeping, maybe I should walk over to the chair and start meowing to see if it annoys him. But then I am afraid, my daughter will put me out the front door if I do that.

Why did the Chicken cross the road?

And here are some of the answers of the people asked. Have fun reading and don’t fall of the chair laughing ok..

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for
change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he
was a maverick chicken, and he wanted to engage in cooperation and
dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cross the road because he was not
able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to
nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he’d have to build it himself.

JOE BIDEN: The chicken crossed the road because he was heading back
to Scranton .

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that
little chicken cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely
qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this
country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then,
this really isn’t about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don’t really care why the chicken crossed the
road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the
road, or not. The chicken is either for us or against us. There
is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where’s my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now, to the left of the screen , you can clearly see
the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is
your definition of chicken?

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I
am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled
about the chicken’s intentions. I am not for it now, and will
remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black
chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won’t
realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the
road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the
road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he’s acting
by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems,
which is why he wants to cross this road so bad. So instead of
having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a
part of life, I’m going to give this chicken a car so that he can
just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the
chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken,
but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the
road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he’s
guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken
was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer’s Market to sell my
eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave
me any insider information.

DR SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a
toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I’ve
not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn’t ask why the chicken crossed the
road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was
good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn’t that interesting? In a few moments, we
will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart
warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and
went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2008, which will not only
cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and
balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of
eChicken2008. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the
road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

Hope you all enjoyed it!