I had to chuckle at midnight, at a commercial for Prilosec OTC. Yes, it showed a little flame running around between feet and telling everyone how it was making peoples nightlife hell because of heartburn. And then a woman pops up and she is all smiles and dancing, she seems to be in her 40′s and she is all for Prilosec to keep her going out at night and enjoying the nightlife.
And I chuckled. I am like, Lady it isn’t heartburn that is keeping me away from the clubs at night to dance, it’s the requirement for sleep.
I am not sure about you all, but after working all day, running for some errands, coming home dealing with kids and stuff I do not feel like beautifying myself, putting on my dancing shoes and go clubbing. Heartburn isn’t keeping me from showing off my dance moves, it is age and sleep.
I have become one of those Adults that has to be in bed at a certain time to get her required amount of sleep, because if she doesn’t, her whole day is just thrown off. So boogying down is not an option.
On the weekends I might be able to swing it to midnight, if I get a nap before going out. It’s just too bad that the best clubbing time starts at midnight. So I would miss out again.
So yes, I have become boring and predictable. And unless the makers of Prilosec come up with a pill that changes that, I guess I won’t be scooting across the dance floor anytime soon.